Fine Photography of the truly amateur "Girl Next Door"
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A Word from the Editor
It Started With A Whisper...
That’s right. It all started with a whisper. I was studying at a small college and had never really been out in the world. I was learning from frat boys and upper class drunks what to expect in a woman. Bad teachers I might add. Anyway, I remember finally scoring the HOT international student that everyone wanted. I was… happy? I mean she was by far the one thing I had ever spent THAT amount of time, money and effort into keeping happy. EVERYONE was telling me how lucky I was to be with the one girl that everyone wanted at that school. She wasn’t anorexic by any means, but she was a model. Literally. She would travel to different cities and do her thing, without me of course, and come back and tell me about all the wine and dine she’d encountered. Jealousy reared it’s ugly head a few too many times for me to count, so I had to break it off. “What the hell, I’m fucked up” I thought to myself. How could I get rid of such a “hot” chick? Just then, my eyes fixed on a red head of hair walking by. Glasses, freckles and a rack that was awe striking. She was wearing a low cut tight shirt that showed all of her great cleavage. As she walked past, I noticed how her ass moved and swayed. The whole way she moved seemed like a symphony. Later at dinner, I was in line at the cafeteria and there was a whisper in my ear that gave me the greatest chill of my life. “I saw you staring” she says in the most seductive voice imaginable. I turned and sure enough it was her. I apologized as she helped me realize that all that watching I was doing earlier was indeed STARING! We ate together and we talked about how she’d lost 100 lbs but she was still about 160 now. I was completely honest with her and told her what I thought about her body and how I’d never been with a woman that was… “Normal” she replied. I guess we’ll have to fix that. I was hooked ever since!
I guess the moral of the story is that we am not alone. Granted, not many have such an obsession with this type of lady that he created a magazine dedicated to them and their figures, but you catch my drift. For those of us that have had to pick and choose between what ISN’T our type, the wait is over. I PROMISE to share my passion, obsession and determination for thick chicks, chunky girls, sugar mommas, NORMAL sized women with the masses from now on. They are beautiful, and the photography held within the pages of this magazine will prove it. Whatever you do, just don’t fight it anymore! I’m not.
I’m Ed Wood.
Editor and Chief, Xklaim Magazine
